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Punk’d at the Border – Uncle Sam Throws a Tantrum
The Land of the Free… Unless You Play Bass TL;DR (Too Loud; Didn’t Rock) UK Subs’ punk rebellion meets US immigration: 3 bandmates detained, deported,…
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The Art of the Tantrum
Trump, Vance, and Zelensky’s Oval Office Spectacle TL;DR (Too Loud; Didn’t Respect) Zelensky asked for support, Trump demanded applause, Vance offered a lecture, and diplomacy…
Trumped!
“People are saying—very smart people—that these are alternative facts. The best facts. Maybe even the real facts. Who knows? But they’re tremendous, believe me!”
What a crying shame we weren’t around to document the last 14 years of Conservative governance—the golden era of U-turns, sleaze, and policies so incoherent they made a crossword puzzle look straightforward. We could have marvelled at the revolving door of Prime Ministers, the financial wizardry that tanked the pound, and the impressive ability to turn “levelling up” into a cosmic joke.
But alas, history has slipped through our fingers. Rather than pack up this venture and admit defeat, we find ourselves facing a threat so uniquely catastrophic that sitting on the sidelines simply won’t do. Enter Donald J. Trump, the man, the myth, the indictment-magnet. His return to the political stage isn’t just a headache for democracy—it’s an existential crisis for, well, everything. From nuking trade agreements to threatening democracy with all the grace of a wrecking ball in a china shop, Trump’s encore promises to be a spectacle of chaos that demands attention.
So here we are, not because we want to be, but because someone has to document the absurdity before it turns into reality.